Alive           Temporarily Metabolically Abled
Body Odor       Nondiscretionary Fragrance
Clumsy          Uniquely Coordinated
Dirty Old Man   Sexually Focused Chronologically Gifted Individual
Dishonest       Ethically Disoriented
Fail            Acheivng A Deficiency
Fat             Horizontally Challenged
Ignorant        Knowledge-Based Non-possessor
Lazy            Motivationally Deficient
Panhandler      Unaffiliated Applicant For Private-Sector Funding
Spendthrift     Negative Saver
Ugly            Cosmetically Different
Unemployed      Involuntarily Leisured
Vagrant         Non-specifically Destinationed Individual
Worst           Least Best
Wrong           Differently Logical