Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
Is there an Al Coholic here?
I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

source for all calls is an album called
          ''The Tube Bar''